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| Big Jim |
Someone pm'd me, they thought we'd forgot their birthday!One of the SATVC group thought we'd forgot it was his birthday today!Can you guess who it is? |
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| Big Jim |
Is it Ant?
No Is it Rob? No Is it Wellzy? No The birthday boy is..... |
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| Big Jim |
Johnno !!!
Happy Birthday Johnno, many happy returns. Whats that Johnno, you want to party with the big boys? 
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| Big Jim |
Its nearly tim for the party, lets put some posters up for your big day.
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| Big Jim |
Hey Birthday boy, its time for your party...
There's a knock on the door, who is going to be the first party guest, can you guess? Its your friends from work! 
Who is going to be next I wonder? Its grandad! Go on, give grandad a kiss xxxx 
Oh, another knock on the door already, who is it this time? ITS BARRY!! 
Wow, you have lots of friends Johnno, you are popular (must be the hair) Its Bonnie, I hope she doesn't scream & scream & scream until she's sick! 
"Knock Knock" Oh, Johnno, don't let him in Only joking, in you come strange uncle (don't leave him alone with the kids!) 
WHAT, YOUR MUM WANTS US TO TURN THE MUSIC OFF, BUTS ITS STILL EARLY? What can we use to shut the moany bitch up? Ahh, that great, well done birthday boy, that will keep her quiet! 
Who's this funny looking chap, is he a friend of yours? No? Who is he then? Oh, he's come to clean your shoes!! Best send him round to the back door. 
Anyway, back to your party, is anyone else coming? Yes! Those 2 queers from next door, hello queens in you come... 
And who's this eh? its Robgrizz660! 
And another guest... Haven't seen him for a while! 
COME ON EVERYONE, LETS PARTY, IT'S JOHNO'S BIRTHDAY!!
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| Big Jim |
What's that Johnno?
You want to have a dance? Go on then, put your "now that's what I call music 17" on then! Come on everyone, lets boogie...!!! Wow thats good Johnno, you are a good dancer! 
Who wants to have a dance next? Thats all we need, fags line dancing 
Who's next on the dancefloor? Its your missus & her friends. Best tell her to stick to the cooking! 
There must be someone else who wants a go? More queers, who let then in? 
STOP THE MUSIC!! There is someone outside who wants to come to your party, but they are a bit shy? Who is it, lets look out of the window & see who it is??? Its that queer Ant! Come on in Ant, don't be shy (Nice jumper) 
Whats that? There's someones dad asleep in the corner? 
I know you want some cake Johnno, but put your clothes back on, we still have guests here... 
I hope you had a good birthday Johnno, best get to bed now, your tired little bunny, sweet dreams. 
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| SATVC |
im so pleased to be here
thanx for the invite ! Can we play YMCA again!! And then in the navy??? |
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| Big Jim |
Go West...!!!
Oh yeah, all the party bangers at the party!! |
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| Guest |
THANKS JIM !!  YOU THROW THE BEST PARTYS  WHOO !!
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| Rob |
jim really was bored 
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| Big Jim |
Someone's jealous!!! |
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| Rob |
of your big python
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| Big Jim |
No pets allowed at the party | ||
| SATVC |
except guide dogs! | ||
| Big Jim |
even they are debatable! | ||
| SATVC |
What about party animals? | ||
| Big Jim |
Like you & Paul?
You will be too busy on the dual carriageways to come to the party Have fun tonight on the A24 |
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| SATVC |
i cant do duel carraige ways tonight !! bike still at ' theres nothing wrong with your bike' yamaha main dealers?? | ||
| Big Jim |
You & your best mate will have to go out another night then | ||
| SATVC |
nude riding will have to wait!!! | ||
| Big Jim |
Ok, Ok, Ant,
You can put your song on then, go on then here it is... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hM4T_5Tw0Qs&feature=related |
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