SATVC
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rusper 3rd augNext event rusper 3rd aug
Be there or be square
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Rob
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Ah yes, the diary....ummmm
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Guest
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looking forward to meeting you boys on Sunday does anyone have a post code for Rusper
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Rob
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just wind down the window and sniff for Ants bull shit or bog brimming wallet from the days takings, it will guide you in  
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Guest
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is anyone camping (having read this forum i know this is both a leading and stupid question)
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SATVC
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yep there's a few of us camping on the sat night! Your more than welcome to join us! Bring yourself a tent or van some food and drink! We'll be there from about 5 pm sat eve!
Any probs tel 07810140647
And NO its not Gay chat you'll have to ask big jim for that as ive lost it!!
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Rob
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gay camping then 
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SATVC
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you'll have to turn up to find out!!
you don't get the 1 on 1 treatment we offer and picadilly I bet!!!
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Rob
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Picadilly is for Pro's, we dont have time for antics, its hardcore riding all the way  
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Big Jim
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Yeah, Picadilly is for Prozzies!!
That's how we roll
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SATVC
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| russell wrote: | | looking forward to meeting you boys on Sunday does anyone have a post code for Rusper |
I don't have a post code but if you use multimap and type in rusper golf course you will find us!!!
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Guest
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Thanks.... will dig out tent if weather stays like this
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Big Jim
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| russell wrote: | | Thanks.... will dig out tent if weather stays like this |
Make sure its got a big strong lock on, and don't accept any of Ant's special drink
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SATVC
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if its ok for michel Jackson it ok for us!
give us a shout if you get cold during the night!!
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Rob
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gayers!
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SATVC
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thats what you said when we set that tent up in your bedroom
Didnt feel like noels house party to me!!!!
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Rob
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that was the ten in Jims pants
Trust me, I look nothing like Noel anymore!!!
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SATVC
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prove it!!!
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Rob
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I would ut I will be going to the pro riders meet at Pic Woods and you will be BBQ ing it at rusper!
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Big Jim
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| RobGrizz660 wrote: | | I would ut I will be going to the pro riders meet at Pic Woods and you will be BBQ ing it at rusper! |
Don't worry, i'm going to Pic Woods on Sunday, I will take a photo of the beardless one for you Costa
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Rob
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bearless dont go that far 
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Big Jim
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| RobGrizz660 wrote: | | bearless dont go that far |
What time are you planning to get down there on Sun?
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Rob
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I will be at Pic Woods for 6am Sunday, I have to make sure that everything is ready for the Pro Teams arrival
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Big Jim
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Cool, I will get there for 10am when they open
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Rob
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You may want ot get there a little early Jim, 10am wont leave you much time for sponsorship photo's, networking and pit time for your bike...
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Big Jim
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OK, will get there for 0945
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Rob
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you never know, you might make level 4 this year!
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Big Jim
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balls crossed
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SATVC
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level 4 in the special class!!
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Rob
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You just want it Ant, you want the special cases badge on your quad like us
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SATVC
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I don't need it I'm a level 26 satvc burger eater pro !
that equates to level 1 pic pros !!
Level 2 = turning up
Level 3 = carry as many spare parts on bike as poss
Level 4 = actually ride for atleast 8 mins without stoping for a burger
Level 5 = owning the biggest quad known to man
Level 6 = actually riding the biggest quad known to man
Level 7 = crashing the biggest quad known to man and pretending it doesnt matter!!
Level 8 = not even owning or ever ridden a quad but knowing everything!!
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Big Jim
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OOOH BATTLE OF THE QUADDERS!
ANT VS ROB
WHO WILL WIN?
WHO IS THE MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE?
WHO HAS THE TIDYIST BEARD?
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Rob
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fuck that lot, who has the biggest knob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Big Jim
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Thats the quickest way!!
Send me photo,s, I will decide the winner!
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SATVC
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Rob wins I thought it was the mast on his sail boat but no it was his cock!!!!
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Rob
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| Big Jim wrote: | Thats the quickest way!!
Send me photo,s, I will decide the winner! |
I thougth we would each have a stab then you would ecide who is the biggest
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Big Jim
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| RobGrizz660 wrote: | | Big Jim wrote: | Thats the quickest way!!
Send me photo,s, I will decide the winner! |
I thougth we would each have a stab then you would ecide who is the biggest |
Sounds good to me!
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Rob
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anyway Costa, like you can decide the levels when you not part of the pro club
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Big Jim
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Yeah Costa, take that!
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Rob
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yeh, take it, hard
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SATVC
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I can take harder than you can give little winkies!!
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Rob
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Just been to the bank to draw out my savings so that I can ride my quad at Ants place, can't afford to bring my lad because Ant is too tight to give cheaper prices for kids (unlike at Pic Woods where it's cheaper for kids)
How sad is that, my lads got to sit at home whilst I go off quadding becasue Ant is a tight git
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Big Jim
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| RobGrizz660 wrote: | Just been to the bank to draw out my savings so that I can ride my quad at Ants place, can't afford to bring my lad because Ant is too tight to give cheaper prices for kids (unlike at Pic Woods where it's cheaper for kids)
How sad is that, my lads got to sit at home whilst I go off quadding becasue Ant is a tight git |
Surely if there was a cheaper rate for kids quads it would encourage more people to bring there kids and promote safe quadding from a young age.
Also, Ant is a paedo so that would be good for him
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Rob
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You would think so Jim, everything else in life is cheaper for kids but not Ant, and he blames it on the landowner...ummmm....
I'm sure the land owner would agree if it bought more quads to the party and he made more oney. I think its just Ant wanting to fund his habbits
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SATVC
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drugs cost alot these days!!
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Rob
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robbing f**ker, you are harming the development of my kids!
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Big Jim
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| RobGrizz660 wrote: | | robbing f**ker, you are harming the development of my kids! |
Not as much as if he was babysitting them!
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SATVC
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blame the benefit office if there not paying enough!!!
tight git!!
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Rob
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I am getting a banner printed to hand at the event, ANT ROB'S US ALL FOR RIDING HERE
I will hand it at the entrance!
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Rob
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| SATVC wrote: | blame the benefit office if there not paying enough!!!
tight git!! |
credit crunch, times are hard and you are exploiting us all
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SATVC
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right that's it price has goneup £50 a bike plus £55 for kids
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Rob
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Catch me to take the money if you can!
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SATVC
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gates will be locked an on entry until money is paid in used bank notes
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Rob
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my van goes through gates, its an Iveco remember!
And my quad goes off road (unlike jims thats not allowed on or off road) so I will come in the "back door"
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Big Jim
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ooh, back door
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Rob
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I thought you would like that one
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SATVC
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hmm back door payment sound ok!!!
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Rob
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I am comming, I am not paying, I will run you all over, burn down your vans and do your birds! stop me if you can!!!!!!!!
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Big Jim
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Someone seems a little frustrated??
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Rob
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I not going to be robbed by that Costa again!!!!!
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Big Jim
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| RobGrizz660 wrote: | | I not going to be robbed by that Costa again!!!!! |
Costa lot
Costa packet
Costa fortune
Costa hanging round the primary school
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Rob
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bloody gayer robbing costa!
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Guest
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good day out wish i had the bike with me
liking the new forum rob one gold star on the chart for you
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Rob
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Shit day - Long drive, crap weather, cold, no food, nowhere to ride, boring site, all other riders were shit, bloody rip off, not going again!
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Big Jim
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Told you we should have gone to Picadilly Woods
Pro Riders 4ever
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SATVC
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yeah making me get my bike dirty saving yours and johnos lives,rob
no recognition for the hard work I do!!!
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Rob
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| SATVC wrote: | yeah making me get my bike dirty saving yours and johnos lives,rob
no recognition for the hard work I do!!! |
sorry who are you have we met before 
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SATVC
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I'm the man you owe your live to!!!
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Big Jim
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Did you get anymore grief about the tresspassing?
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SATVC
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Not as yet but I'm sure she will phone me!!!
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Big Jim
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You will have to go round and give her one to cheer her up!
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Rob
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yeh, give her some back botty box banging Costa boy!
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Big Jim
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I reckon that's why she was hanging around in the woods, waiting for her "cash in the attic"
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Rob
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"playing" with those two dogs she had with her
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Guest
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GREAT DAY AT RUSPER  TRESPASSING IS SO MUCH MORE FUN 
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Big Jim
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I have never seen you so dirty Johnno
(I have you Rob)
Not the same without Toby's quad there
Ant, as usual, didn't want to ride the quad, just walk round talking to people's wives & girlfriends (mainly to get close to their kids I reckon)
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SATVC
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and my plan was working until I had to rescue the Irish ,RG and Johno!!!
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Big Jim
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Not the best of plans with your moaning old lady there,
or is it?
double bluff, who would suspect you with "her" there?
(Apart from me?)
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Rob
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yeh Ant
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