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 Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:17 am Post subject: Someone pm'd me, they thought we'd forgot their birthday! |
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One of the SATVC group thought we'd forgot it was his birthday today!
Can you guess who it is?
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:19 am Post subject: |
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Is it Ant?
No
Is it Rob?
No
Is it Wellzy?
No
The birthday boy is.....
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Johnno !!!
Happy Birthday Johnno, many happy returns.
Whats that Johnno, you want to party with the big boys?
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:27 am Post subject: |
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Its nearly tim for the party, lets put some posters up for your big day.
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:42 am Post subject: |
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Hey Birthday boy, its time for your party...
There's a knock on the door, who is going to be the first party guest, can you guess?
Its your friends from work!
Who is going to be next I wonder?
Its grandad! Go on, give grandad a kiss xxxx
Oh, another knock on the door already, who is it this time?
ITS BARRY!!
Wow, you have lots of friends Johnno, you are popular (must be the hair)
Its Bonnie, I hope she doesn't scream & scream & scream until she's sick!
"Knock Knock"
Oh, Johnno, don't let him in
Only joking, in you come strange uncle (don't leave him alone with the kids!)
WHAT, YOUR MUM WANTS US TO TURN THE MUSIC OFF, BUTS ITS STILL EARLY?
What can we use to shut the moany bitch up?
Ahh, that great, well done birthday boy, that will keep her quiet!
Who's this funny looking chap, is he a friend of yours? No? Who is he then? Oh, he's come to clean your shoes!! Best send him round to the back door.
Anyway, back to your party, is anyone else coming?
Yes! Those 2 queers from next door, hello queens in you come...
And who's this eh?
its Robgrizz660!
And another guest...
Haven't seen him for a while!
COME ON EVERYONE, LETS PARTY, IT'S JOHNO'S BIRTHDAY!!
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:57 am Post subject: |
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What's that Johnno?
You want to have a dance?
Go on then, put your "now that's what I call music 17" on then!
Come on everyone, lets boogie...!!!
Wow thats good Johnno, you are a good dancer!
Who wants to have a dance next?
Thats all we need, fags line dancing
Who's next on the dancefloor?
Its your missus & her friends. Best tell her to stick to the cooking!
There must be someone else who wants a go?
More queers, who let then in?
STOP THE MUSIC!!
There is someone outside who wants to come to your party, but they are a bit shy?
Who is it, lets look out of the window & see who it is???
Its that queer Ant! Come on in Ant, don't be shy (Nice jumper)
Whats that? There's someones dad asleep in the corner?
I know you want some cake Johnno, but put your clothes back on, we still have guests here...
I hope you had a good birthday Johnno, best get to bed now, your tired little bunny, sweet dreams.
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:38 am Post subject: |
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im so pleased to be here
thanx for the invite !
Can we play YMCA again!!
And then in the navy???
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| Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:44 am Post subject: |
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Go West...!!!
Oh yeah, all the party bangers at the party!!
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THANKS JIM !!  YOU THROW THE BEST PARTYS  WHOO !! |
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jim really was bored  |
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| RobGrizz660 wrote: | | jim really was bored |
Someone's jealous!!!
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| of your big python |
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No pets allowed at the party
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except guide dogs!
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even they are debatable!
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